I came in the other day and told Barbara that I will have to stop duck hunting. My eyesight has gotten so bad that when I drop a duck I can’t see far enough to tell where it fell.

“Why not hunt with Bob and Will? she asks.

“Hell, Bob’s older than I am and Will is older than both of us,” I replied

“Yes, but Bob has great eyesight,” Barbara said

So, I decided to hunt with Bob and Will the next morning.

The first duck came by the blind and I jumped up and shot it.

“Did you see where that duck fell?” I asked Will

“What duck? Did you shoot? — Hell, I didn’t hear nothing.” said Will

I turned to Bob and asked him .. “Did you see where that duck fell?

“Of course I did, I have great eyesight,” Bob replied

“Well, where did it fall?” I asked

“I can’t remember,” said Bob